The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power of words

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!