The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to make cats burp.

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Dejavu

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to lock open doors

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!