the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to see through glass

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!