the power to count from A to purple

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to pee poop

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be a woman

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to have a power.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!