The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the powre to spel

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!