the power to die at will

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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Super-slowness

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The ability to breath under lava

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!