The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!