The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the power to control urine

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to circumcise yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!