The power to die when you change emotions

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!