The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!