The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to dance really well

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to have a power

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The power to not have any powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!