- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to explode on demand.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

the power to fly while under water

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

32% Levitation.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

Pointless Super Powers