The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to complete math exercises

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to create powers

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to not be Batman

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!