The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!