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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Acid pee

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!