The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!