The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to be dead

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!