The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!