The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!