Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!