the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to scare female plants.

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X ray vision on chairs

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!