The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to lock open doors

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to punch that like button

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power... to read this

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!