The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!