the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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hello

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!