The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Being able to fly in place.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!