Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to change races.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to die at will

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!