The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to instantly die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!