The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be dead

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to start time.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!