- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The ability to not be Batman

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to sexually attract whales

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to start time.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

Pointless Super Powers