The power to get hard at will.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!