The power to not have any powers

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!