The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to dance really well

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!