The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!