The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to die

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!