The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to die early.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!