The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Super-slowness

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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Acid pee

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to make my own sandwich

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!