The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!