The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to instantly die

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to divide by zero

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to not get shit dick

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!