THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to see through glass

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Acid pee

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!