the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!