The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!