The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to lock open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!