the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Dejavu

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power... to read this

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!