- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

Third armpit.

Power to not have any power.

The power to scare female plants.

X ray vision on chairs

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to be able to never have a power.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

Pointless Super Powers