- Pointless Super Powers

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

+101

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

+97

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

+97

Tha ability to not be able to fly

+95

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

+95

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

+95

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

+93

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power of women's rights.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to elect George W Bush.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.