- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

All of aquaman's powers.

done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

Pointless Super Powers