- Pointless Super Powers

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to breathe oxygen.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to die.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to become yourself

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off