The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!