The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Having the power to stand still

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!