The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to be fireproof under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!